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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…

AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)
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AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Classic Australian hard rock! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius πŸ™„ behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious
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Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering πŸ’₯ interview with Eonmusic at Hellfest 2025, SAVATAGE bassist Johnny Lee Middleton revealed the band’s ingenious…

GFN Thursday: GeForce NOW Yeets 20 Games Including Little Nightmares III (But Who’s Counting)
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GFN Thursday: GeForce NOW Yeets 20 Games Including Little Nightmares III (But Who’s Counting)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s 2025, and NVIDIA GeForce NOW is still a thing? 🀣 Who knew? I thought cloud gaming…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
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5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…

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