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Tag: Rocky

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again🫦 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸ™„ The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway πŸ˜‚, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!
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Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Strand Theater, Seymour, CT! 🀣 Dress as a “sweet Transylvanian” or alienπŸ‘½.…

Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)
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Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” 50th Anniversary!** LIVE Shadowcast Flustered Mustard. 🎬 High heels, fishnets & shouting! πŸ—“οΈ…

Dog Dude Sits, Signs, Shills at Grove’s B&N
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Dog Dude Sits, Signs, Shills at Grove’s B&N

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 Rocky Kanaka, the DOG WHISPERER πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί, is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on…

Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)
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Geeks Rejoice: Nerdsquad Does Sci-Fi Double Feature (Cringe Warning)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Odessa, TX, preps for First Friday ODTX Movie Night, October 3, 2025, at The Ector Theatre. πŸ™„** Clue (PG)…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! πŸ—“οΈ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Oh, the horror! 🀣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, πŸ—“οΈSaturday, September 20th, πŸ•—8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

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