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Tag: Rocky

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

๐Ÿšจ THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! ๐Ÿšจ Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls
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ROB HALFORD Hits 40 Years Without Booze Because Apparently Even Metal Gods Get Tired of Headbanging Into Walls

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

JUDAS PRIEST’s Rob Halford Celebrates 40 Years of Not Dying on a Tour Bus Like a Rock ‘n’ Roll Clichรฉ…

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
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Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! ๐ŸŽƒ Fishnets & lab coats highly…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again๐Ÿซฆ The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ๐Ÿ™„ The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!
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Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Strand Theater, Seymour, CT! ๐Ÿคฃ Dress as a “sweet Transylvanian” or alien๐Ÿ‘ฝ.…

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