Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…
Tag: RPG
Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…
Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…
The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…
CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…
Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer
Oh. My. Goodness. 🙄 Did Falcom REALLY think we wanted ANOTHER Ys game? Like, seriously? We get it, Adol is…
Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…
Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares 💸), have graced…