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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…

MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
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MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…

Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
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Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…

Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
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Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…

Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
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Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…

The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
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The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…

People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
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People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…

CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
The Witcher’s Bathtub Scene Divided a Studio: Should We See Geralt’s Glutes?
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CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…

Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer
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Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh. My. Goodness. 🙄 Did Falcom REALLY think we wanted ANOTHER Ys game? Like, seriously? We get it, Adol is…

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