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Tag: Russia

CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
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CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…

OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)
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OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The liberal CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump supposedly going after his “foes.” As if…

Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
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Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…

CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
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CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…

FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
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FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…

Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…

Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal
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Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration in the ongoing battle against the Deep State! Our fearless…

Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
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Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…

White House Boasts “Peace” in Ukraine (as Long as You Ignore, Like, Everything)
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White House Boasts “Peace” in Ukraine (as Long as You Ignore, Like, Everything)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, great, another “peace deal” in the works. You know what that means, folks? More concessions to the commies and…

Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
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Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…

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