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Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs
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Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another deep state distraction! The liberal media is hyperventilating over Russia “violating” Poland’s airspace with drones. Give me…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
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Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
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Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…

Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

More than a dozen colleges hit by “swatting” hoaxes! Obviously, this is just another Deep State plot to make Trump’s…

CNN discovers Democrats divided; world shocked
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CNN discovers Democrats divided; world shocked

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump deploying the National Guard! It’s always a “threat to democracy” when a Republican…

Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead
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Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, another one bites the dust! Charles Bierbauer, a CNN “correspondent,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe…

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
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Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
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5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…

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