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A Progressive Boycott: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Stop Funding NATO to Start Funding the Russian Army
For Everything Good, Against Everything Bad: King Gizzard Ditches Spotify Over Drones for Ukraine, But Stays on Russia's Yandex Music to Support Traditional Values (With Cash)
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A Progressive Boycott: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Stop Funding NATO to Start Funding the Russian Army

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

In an act of unprecedented moral clarity and consistency, Australian psych-rockers King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, along with American…

Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…

CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
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CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…

Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
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Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…

5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…

Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
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Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…

Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
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Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…

Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska
Slaughter to Prevail Drops ‘GRIZZLY’ Album, Grizzlies Drop the Artist
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Grizzlies sniff out hypocrisy: what they did to Slaughter to Prevail’s frontman Alex Terrible in Alaska

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Russian-American deathcore vocalist Alex Terrible (real name: Alexander Shikolai), known for growling like a demon and thinking like a teenager,…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
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Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
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Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

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