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Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
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5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…

CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
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CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…

OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)
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OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The liberal CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump supposedly going after his “foes.” As if…

Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
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Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…

CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
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CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…

FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
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FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…

Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…

Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal
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Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration in the ongoing battle against the Deep State! Our fearless…

Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
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Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…

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