Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)
Oh, the EU is *finally* getting around to maybe, possibly, perhaps cutting off Russian oil and gas by 2027? That’s…
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Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy
Fake News CNN is at it again, desperately trying to make our great President Trump look bad! They’re twisting his…
Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…
Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…
Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…
🇺🇸 Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour — Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him 💀🤡
Remember Tim Lambesis? The As I Lay Dying frontman who once tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife,…
As I Lay Dying in Russia! 🇷🇺💀 The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🤡
Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…
Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…
Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…
AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your favorite band of reformed (debatable) metalcore mayhem, AS I LAY DYING, is back! And…