Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…
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OFFICIAL RIVER NORTH BAR CRAWL: Irish You Were Here (5th Annual) — Because Who Needs Liver Cells Anyway?
Here’s the article rewritten in a satirical, funny style with trolling: Attention all degenerate drinkers! Get ready to celebrate St.…
BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! 👑🎭 Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!
Trump Cleans House at the Kennedy Center – Grenell Out, America Wins! In a stunning turn of events that’s got…
Ex-SLIPKNOT Drummer JAY WEINBERG Unloads His Drum Kits, Masks, And Outfits—Because Who Needs Souvenirs From A Band That’s Probably Already Forgotten Him?
After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…
“Zibby’s Book Club: Because Reading Is Too Mainstream for Regular Clubs”
Eventbrite’s got a real winner here, folks! 🙄 Check out this snoozefest of an online event: 📅 When: Wednesday, March…
Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…
Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…
“Elite Panel of Sunday Pickers Chooses Kervyn Mark: Because Who Else Could Possibly Decide? 🤔”
**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew…
“Mama’s Little Zen Warriors: Yoga Pants and Page-Turners Unite!”
**😂 This event ended before it even started! 😭** Check out the details for “Interwoven: Mommy and Me Yoga and…
“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”
**Whoa, Hold Up, the Event Already Happened!** The TEDxDelMar Youth – Unstoppable event already happened on Sunday, March 8th from…