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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…

ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
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ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…

Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
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Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
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Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…

Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
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Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
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Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…

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