Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…
RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
Because you still play WoW apparently
In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…
OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…