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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

Wuthering Waves Players Arrive 1 Minute Late, Forced to Watch Startorch Academy Winter Fair Through Closed Doors
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Wuthering Waves Players Arrive 1 Minute Late, Forced to Watch Startorch Academy Winter Fair Through Closed Doors

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

💸 Spend $110 to get 2 keychains & 2 ID cards because that’s how “free gifts” work. 🎉 First-come, first-served!…

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Shipwrecked Music Festival 2026 Leaves 60,000 Fans Stranded on Desert Island with No Uber Pickup

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Garrr, prepare ye ears for the plunder of eardrums at the Shipwrecked Music Festival! ☠️⚓️ On Saturday, January 31st, 2026,…

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Hunting for Deals: Overpriced Parka Company Pretends Their Leftovers Are a “Sample Sale”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Prepare your wallets for the ultimate “Moose Knuckles” experience! 🚨 Register ONLY ONE ticket per person—yes, your…

Save Your Hearing From The Loud-Ass NAMM Show For Free
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Save Your Hearing From The Loud-Ass NAMM Show For Free

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

You have exactly one chance to snag a free NAMM x Eargasm package at the 2026 NAMM Show before it…

Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…

LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
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LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…

MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops
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MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

On Sunday, January 18, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, TrapSoul hosts a rooftop day party at Torch Oakland…

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Leaving the National Guard at Home: Travesuras Reggaeton Party Rages at Reforma Palm Springs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

¡Prepare your most questionable dancing shoes! 🕺 A “Travesuras Reggaeton Party” is descending upon Reforma at 333 S Palm Canyon…

MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last
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MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Event ended: I AM LEGACI’s Free at Last MLK Weekend Black Gold Party at Lux Cafe in Atlanta, GA on…

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