OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
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America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…
Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…
SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…
DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🤩 David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…