Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
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Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…
Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…
M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…
OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hell🔥. I mean, turn-based combat? 🤢 But…
Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…