Park Chan-wook’s “No Other Choice” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Slightly Bent (Maybe)
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has graced us with a new UK trailer and artwork for BAFTA Award-winner 🙄🙄🙄 Park…
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Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…
Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…
Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)
So, Robert Plant, bless his ever-so-humble heart, popped by Nonesuch Records’ “Nonesuch Selects” video series. You know, the one where…
Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands
Fake News CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s words! Our glorious leader, in his infinite wisdom, is just…
“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (🙄), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…
Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…
CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…