Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
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DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
OMG! ð Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? ð After an “explosive” ðĨ 2025 (explosive like a…
TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 ð, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…
Fallout 76: Walton Goggins Takes Ohio Hostage in Hilarious Bounty Hunt Spree
Oh, honey, let’s talk about fame in the Fallout universe. You got your Mr. House, looking like he hasn’t seen…
Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
Well, well, well, what have we here? ðĪŠ On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! ðĻ Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! ðī He’s…
Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…
BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…