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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…

Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
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Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
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Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…

‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
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‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…

Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns
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Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another victory against the Deep State! A US appeals court just blocked a ridiculous “click-to-cancel” rule cooked up…

K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
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Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition
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Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, Vivian Campbell, the dude who used to shred for DIO and now warms up the stage for DEF LEPPARD,…

‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…

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