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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable
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Liberals imploding over Israel, how perfectly pathetic and predictable

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh joy, let me just contain my excitement as I write about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
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Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
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Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
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Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
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Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
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Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…

Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
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Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs

FinnApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…

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