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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars

FinnDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…

5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
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5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…

Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
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Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. 🙄 This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…

Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…

Big Pharma and Diaper Dynasty to Merge in $48.7 Billion Deal: Prepare for Explosive Relief and Mess-Free Mourning
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Big Pharma and Diaper Dynasty to Merge in $48.7 Billion Deal: Prepare for Explosive Relief and Mess-Free Mourning

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Huggies to Buy Tylenol?! Sounds Like a Diaper Rash Cure Conspiracy! Huggies’ maker Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol’s parent company Kenvue…

Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
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Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This Día de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…

Buñuel: King of Naps
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Buñuel: King of Naps

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…

“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
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“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…

Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
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Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🤣 With Francisco Moya…

MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
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MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…

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