Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They’re Just as Picky as Us Humans
Folks, can you believe what the liberal media is pushing now? Octopus arms having preferences? It’s just another attempt to…
Tag: science
Gilgo Beach Suspect’s DNA Gets a High-Tech Makeover (Thanks, Science)
Another win for justice and sound science, folks! This judge isn’t falling for the Deep State’s attempts to muddy the…
CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…
Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…
Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
Ok, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…
150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…
Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen
Another day, another episode of the radical left crying about President Trump’s genius moves to drain the swamp! Harvard, that…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…
Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…