M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…
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Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
Iran’s Super-Secret Nuclear Hideout: The Place Israel Totally Doesn’t Know About
Oh, CNN, always the drama queens! “Hidden 90 meters underground”? Sounds like my basement when Hillary’s emails went missing. This…
MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…
The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
So, Johannes Eckerström, the voice-box 🗣️ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped 🗣️ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…
‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…
Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)
**OMG! 😱 Knives Out just dropped a teaser for Wake Up Dead Man, and like, I totally cracked the code.…
Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…