Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. 🙄 This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…
Tag: science
Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…
Big Pharma and Diaper Dynasty to Merge in $48.7 Billion Deal: Prepare for Explosive Relief and Mess-Free Mourning
Huggies to Buy Tylenol?! Sounds Like a Diaper Rash Cure Conspiracy! Huggies’ maker Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol’s parent company Kenvue…
Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This Día de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…
Buñuel: King of Naps
BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…
“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…
Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
**OMG! 🙄Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🤣 With Francisco Moya…
MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…
Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore
🤣OMG!😱 Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…
Brace Yourselves, Emo Babies: Linkin Park Lullabies Are Coming to Gently Rock You Into an Existential Crisis This Friday; Prepare for Animated ‘In The End’ Video That’s More Depressing Than Your Naptime
Well, well, well, what have we here? 🤪 On September 26, prepare yourselves for the auditory equivalent of decaf coffee:…