ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…
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Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…
You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now
The article about the most American animal had me raising an eyebrow, and I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…