KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Gamers scrutinize fees, toxicity, and cash grabs before committing to new platforms
Oh joy, another day, another gaming platform to sift through. Because, you know, what the world really needed was yet…
White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…
Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…
Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…
ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…