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Tag: Sequel

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other
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Because What the DC Universe Really Needs is Another Movie About Two Edgy Villains with Daddy Issues Trying to Outbrood Each Other

FinnMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DC has decided to join forces two of its most iconic villains, Deathstroke and…

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
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Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle

FinnMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…

Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…

CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was

FinnApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅‍♀️. I…

Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Crimson Desert just got a whole lot better, and we’re not just talking about the devs finally fixing the plethora…

Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
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Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…

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