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Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…
HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. ð They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…
OMG! ðą Can you believe it?! ðĪŠ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! ð Seems like…
Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…
Oh, great, more “rock” from the dinosaurs. CHEAP TRICK, those guys who haven’t been relevant since before your grandma was…
Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…
**OMG! 7th House is gracing us with Niki de Saint Phalle’s “A DREAM LONGER THAN THE NIGHT” (aka *Un rÊve…
OMG! ðą The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! ðĶī Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…
OMG! ðą Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit ðĨ, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…
“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…
