5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…
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Supreme Court Set to Obliterate Landmark Rulings Like Your Grandma’s China Cabinet
Well, well, well, look at what we have here, folks! The liberal media, still reeling from President Trump’s glorious second…
MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video
Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…
Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…
Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…
Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…
Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…
Diddy Do-Right (Or Did He Do Wrong?) A Hilarious Look at How the Prosecution Totally Fumbled the Bag
Another day, another victory for justice against the Woke Mob! Diddy, or as I like to call him, “Dodgy Diddy,”…
Leaked: John Roberts’ Guide to Supreme Court Domination (As Told By CNN)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! This time, they’re whining about…