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“ADULT TOY BINGO: WHERE BINGOS GET WILD AND ANTLERS GET REAL”
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“ADULT TOY BINGO: WHERE BINGOS GET WILD AND ANTLERS GET REAL”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🎰💕 Operation Care Package Ohio presents: Adult Toy Bingo for Veterans! 💕🎰 Get ready for a wild night of laughs,…

We’re BFFs Now: Oregon AG Claims Kumbaya Moments with Feds Over Portland Gun Show | CNN
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We’re BFFs Now: Oregon AG Claims Kumbaya Moments with Feds Over Portland Gun Show | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Portland’s “Peaceful Protests” Turn Violent Again as Leftist Antifa Agitators Attempt Coup, Officially Declared Domestic Terrorists by Trump Administration In…

Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)
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Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Chile’s prestigious SonarFM (a.k.a. the only radio station willing to talk to him), AVANTASIA overlord…

Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For
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Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, joy! Another movie where humanity is about to be wiped out by something nasty 🙄. This time, it’s a…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

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