🎰💕 Operation Care Package Ohio presents: Adult Toy Bingo for Veterans! 💕🎰
Get ready for a wild night of laughs, prizes, and shameless fun! 🎉 This 18+ event supports our brave Veterans with care packages filled with essentials. 🇺🇸💙
📅 Schedule:
– Registration: 4 PM
– Games start: 5 PM
– Venue: Private event (exclusive access!)
💰 Tickets: $20 donation gets you bingo papers, daubers, and a door prize ticket! 🆓 Veterans with ID get a free prize! 🎁
🏆 Prizes: So many, you’ll probably win something! 🏆 Our volunteers love surprising random winners with top-notch, name-brand goodies! 😏
🎁 Extra tickets: Bring donations like toiletries, puzzle books, socks, candy, or Amazon gift cards (under $25) to get additional door prize tickets! 🎟️
⚠️ Warning: Don’t buy tickets from scammers claiming to have them for sale! 🚫 We’ll handle all ticket sales. 👮♀️
🍔🍺 Food & drinks: Available by Thirsty Cowboy! 🤠
💩 Disclaimer: This event is NOT for the faint of heart or easily offended. 😂 No kink shaming allowed! 😘
💬 Questions? Don’t hesitate to reach out! 📞
Get your tickets now before they sell out! 🎟️ This event is going to be a BLAST! 🎉 Don’t miss out on the fun! 💕
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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