Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…
Tag: Shooter
VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…
Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…
CISA Hosts Active Shooter Webinar Because Apparently, Running and Screaming Isn’t Enough
* Stakeholders from all CISA Regions are welcome to attend this Active Shooter Preparedness Webinar. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security…
“Delving DEEPLY Into Highguard’s Sooo Deep Design Choices and Your Fake Progression Ladder To Nowhere”
Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! 🎮 Wildlight Entertainment just dropped Highguard—another “revolutionary” shooter destined to either redefine the genre or…
A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…
Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…
Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…
CISA Teaches You How to Dodge Bullets in New Jersey Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now
The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is thrilled to offer you a front-row seat to their two-hour Active Shooter…
The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad
Woke Ivy League Meltdown: Brown University’s Security is as Soft as Their Marxist Curriculum After Latest Campus Massacre In a…