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Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand
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Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftist Ivy League Brainiac Snaps After Years of Being Forced to Pretend His Marxist Professors Were Smart Another day, another…

Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC
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Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Rainbow Six Siege is turning 10 and Ubisoft decided to throw a rave with rule changes instead of…

Student’s Olympic Hopeful Dash to Dorm After Hearing ‘Bang’ | CNN
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Student’s Olympic Hopeful Dash to Dorm After Hearing ‘Bang’ | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Brown University Meltdown: Leftist Campus Overreacts to “Active Shooter” That Was Just a Guy Eating Poppy Seed Bagel Another day,…

Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
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Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…

Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie
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Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another Day, Another Socialist Snowflake Meltdown! A Florida sheriff’s deputy, a true American hero, was KILLED while serving an eviction…

“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)
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“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

OMG 😱! SUNSOFT, the masterminds behind such unforgettable hits like… uh… that one game with the thing? 🤔 Yeah, THEY’RE…

Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say
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Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another “peaceful” incident, this time at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan.…

Snipers: Finally, a Bipartisan Solution We Can All Agree On, Experts Claim | CNN
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Snipers: Finally, a Bipartisan Solution We Can All Agree On, Experts Claim | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to scare you with tales of “undetectable snipers” and…

FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
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FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…

Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
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Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…

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