Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
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Jaw Jacked in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Spartanburg, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
No Sign Of Life in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
Slam-Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
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