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Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

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“Jungle Jim’s Cheese Festival 2026: Because Life’s Too Short for Bland Cheese”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…

‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
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‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
OH, GREAT. TOMAHAWK AND THE MELVINS ARE GOING ON TOUR AGAIN.
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TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…

Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
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Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃‍♂️🏳️‍🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…

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2026 Women’s Jazz Fest: Ms. Lisa Fischer Steals the Show (and Maybe Your Man)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Women’s Jazz Festival celebrates women of the African diaspora and their contributions to jazz. The Schomburg Center’s centennial celebration continues…

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2026 Virtual Photo Beach Bash: Where Sand Is Optional and Your WiFi Is the Only Wave

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Attention Photography Enthusiasts! Prepare for the Zoom-iest Event of the Year! 📸✨ The Coastal Camera Club proudly presents their 6th…

Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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