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MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
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MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
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Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…

Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…

University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
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University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…

Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album
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Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…

Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons
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Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

GHOST, the Swedish rock band that some people seem to like (for reasons I cannot fathom), graced the stage of…

Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀
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Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Immerse yourself in the ominous silence of a desolate shore, where the old graves of the "Flying Dutchman's" sailors lie…

CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
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CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…

Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
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Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…

CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment
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CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, another day, another dose of leftist lunacy from CNN! It’s like watching a clown show where the clowns are…

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