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NYCF 2025: Power Suits? More Like Power Snooze Fest with Rebecca and Mariah
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NYCF 2025: Power Suits? More Like Power Snooze Fest with Rebecca and Mariah

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**LOL! Power Suit: Doors at 6 PM, show at 7 PM. 🤣 Hosted by Mariah Oxley (Buzzfeed… seriously?) and Rebecca…

Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: Guaranteed Disappointment
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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: Guaranteed Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

Ready to be catfished? 🤣 OWN’s “Ready to Love: Detroit” Season 11 Premiere🎉is coming! Get ready for an “unforgettable” night🤪…

Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere
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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**Ready to be catfished? Join the Season 11 Premiere of OWN’s dating dumpster fire🔥. Get ready for the most cringe…

Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
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Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…

Jay Limbo’s Limbo Talk Show: How Low Can You Go
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Jay Limbo’s Limbo Talk Show: How Low Can You Go

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**The 50th Annual Limbo Talk Show Halloween Spectacular!🎃👻 Celebrate at Eris Mainstage, the ONLY talk show in purgatory! Doors: 6:30…

Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever
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Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

So, like, some dude named Tetsuo Hara, who apparently drew some stuff for Fist of the North Star 🌠 (never…

DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm
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DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks!👵👴 The geriatrics of thrash metal, DEATH ANGEL, bless their ancient souls, have finally cranked…

Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
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Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! 👑 Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! 🎭 Meet &…

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