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Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
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Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…

VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
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VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…

The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show — and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k
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The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show — and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Dow Hits 50K Amid Chaos: Trump’s Venezuela Victory, Greenland Threat & Ice Moms Spark Stock Market Orgy In a stunning…

2026 Innovations in Regulatory Science Summit
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2026 Innovations in Regulatory Science Summit

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Silicon Valley Brainiacs to Gather at UCSF for Annual “How to Get Drugs Approved Faster” Convention 🚨 The…

2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
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2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)

FinnJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…

Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors
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Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Jeff Hiller is basic. This is an hour-ish long show that really proves that. Come out and laugh at just how basic Jeff Hiller is.…

Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise
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Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION: If you love QR codes more than your Wi-Fi password, this party’s for you! 🚨 📅 Mark your…

A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
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A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…

Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing
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Judge laughs at Trump’s election order while Oregon and Washington file paperwork with more enthusiasm than your ex at a restraining order hearing

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

A Federal Judge Just Declared War on Common Sense—And Trump’s Common-Sense Election Reforms Are the Latest Casualty In a stunning…

ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever
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ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat-Approved Tragedy: ICE Agent Forced to Defend Himself Against Violent Marxist SUV Attack! Breaking: In a shocking…

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