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Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
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Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…

‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN
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‘Doc’ Antle Gets a Year-Long Spa Day (In Prison) for Animal Shenanigans, Because Apparently Tigers Don’t Like Being Luggage | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another so-called “star” from that godforsaken “Tiger King” show getting what they deserve. Bhagavan “Doc” Antle, probably a…

Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses
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Nicki Minaj Roasts Old Men and Horses

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Nicki Minaj, Queen of Shade and Petty Supremacy, Just Decided to Roast Jay-Z and Megan Thee Stallion Like…

OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
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OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…

Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…

Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up buttercups 🪑, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…

Zohran Mamdani’s Rivals Fail to Form a Voltron of Suck in NYC Mayoral Clown Show
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Zohran Mamdani’s Rivals Fail to Form a Voltron of Suck in NYC Mayoral Clown Show

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the hilarity never ends in the Socialist Republic of New York! It seems that after being utterly humiliated by…

Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

True Legends! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
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‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…

Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte 💀| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & Bodybox🔥
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Carnifex Blew Up Charlotte 💀| w/ Suffocation, Devourment, Distant & Bodybox🔥

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

On July 6, Carnifex brought hell to The Fillmore Charlotte on their Hell Chose Me 15-Year Anniversary Tour 🔥 Joined…

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