Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…
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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse
Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in…
Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…
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Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
Brutal Death Metal from Orlando, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
Deathcore band from the Netherlands and Slovakia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…