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Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
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Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…

Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
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Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…

Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Black Metal from Gastonia, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Death Metal from Paterson, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)
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OOPS! Trump’s Goons Accidentally Reveal Their Evil Plan (Again!)

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The liberal CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump supposedly going after his “foes.” As if…

Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Every Sunday, Hera Wynn subjects the Beaux stage to… *this* 🤡. This week, Denali (⛸️ queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race,…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

😂🤣Laughing At The Movies🤣😂: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
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Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

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