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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…

Overpriced Food on Wheels and Questionable Crafts Festival
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Overpriced Food on Wheels and Questionable Crafts Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

**OMG! 3-Day Fest at Ozinga Field, 14011 Kenton Ave, Crestwood, IL 60418, July 4-6, 2025, 12:30-7:30p! 🤣 “BEST Vendors” (lol).…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)
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Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane.…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
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Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…

Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
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Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a riveting exposé with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
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US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

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