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IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)
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IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive’s CEO, Hakan Abrak, just said about the future of Hitman! Turns out,…

The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist
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The Crown (Sweden) Announces 87-Date ‘Farewell’ Tour in 2026 to Prove They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! THE CROWN, those Swedish death/thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are finally calling it quits! After…

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
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Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…

The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!
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The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄On December 7, 2025, at 2 PM, see “The Godfather Part 2” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE
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Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 See “Classic Trilogies” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on December 7,…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

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