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La Pucelle in NYC, New York (11/28/2025)
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La Pucelle in NYC, New York (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

"Post-apocalyptic rock 'n' roll" from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Avatar in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
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Avatar in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

Swedish heavy metal from Mölndal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
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Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

New Zealand Groove metal from Waipu Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…

Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
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Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. πŸ™„ Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…

Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land
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Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! πŸ™„ Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire πŸ”₯ enough, Netflix has decided…

Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)
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Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to clean up the Venezuelan swamp! It’s about time we stopped these…

Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
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Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…

Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe
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Holy Hilarity: Church’s Comedy Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Behold! The Clown Church Variety Show! 🀑 On November 30, 2025, at 8:00 PM (Central Time), Brick becomes a circus!…

Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord
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Williamsville’s Piano Fight Night: Prepare for Dischord

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Dueling Pianos at Santora’s? 🎹 Dinner (steakπŸ₯©, salmon🍣, or chickenπŸ” – they’ll ASK you!), 🍹🍹 2 cocktails, and…

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