Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
OMG! 😲 After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! 👻 I mean, his face…
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…
My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…
The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…
Ex-Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg’s Solo Album: Prepare for the Most Mediocre Undertaking You’ll Ever Be Mildly Interested In
Wow, look at this “exclusive” interview 🙄 with the guy who got the boot from SLIPKNOT, now slumming it in…
The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
“We’re honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand new” – Tim Burgess (allegedly)…
Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
Yeehaw! 🤠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…
Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…
DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN
Another day, another liberal catastrophe! This time, it’s a “tragic” flood at some ritzy girls’ camp in Texas. You know,…