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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Shoegaze from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Crazy AF crowdsurfing on Municipal Waste show in Charlotte!
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Crazy AF crowdsurfing on Municipal Waste show in Charlotte!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

True! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality
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ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is now hyperventilating because ICE is…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸ™„ The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

PokΓ©mon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)
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PokΓ©mon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG!😱 Mega Evolution is making a comeback in 2025, because apparently, the PokΓ©mon Company thinks we haven’t suffered enough. PokΓ©mon…

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