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Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8
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Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

OMG, mark your calendars, fellow gamers! 🗓️ The Gayming Awards 2025, the *only* LGBTQ+ video game award show (because apparently,…

28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
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28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right

FinnJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…

ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
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ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…

AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…

Kaitlan Collins bravely navigates the Iran-US clown show while Trump attempts NATO summitry, bless his heart
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Kaitlan Collins bravely navigates the Iran-US clown show while Trump attempts NATO summitry, bless his heart

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with our great President Trump. Kaitlan Collins, bless her heart, is trying…

Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”
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Cuomo’s clinging to NYC mayoral dreams like a barnacle on a sinking ship, CNN “reports”

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Crooked Cuomo, despite being ousted for being a bit too handsy, is…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart
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Jesse Leach desperately craves another Times of Grace album, bless his heart

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 interview with Loaded Radio (because who else would care? 😂), KILLSWITCH ENGAGE singer Jesse Leach (still…

Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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