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Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show
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Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

**Bow down, peasants! πŸ‘‘ Our benevolent Queen Bey, in her infinite wisdom and grace (and questionable fashion choices, let’s be…

In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)
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In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

As I Lay Dying in Russia! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ’€ The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🀑
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As I Lay Dying in Russia! πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ’€ The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🀑

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…

Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’
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Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Miley Cyrus, bless her heart πŸ™„, has always been one to forge her own lane in the music industry, mostly…

Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…

JOHANNES ECKERSTRΓ–M: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
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JOHANNES ECKERSTRΓ–M: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

So, Johannes EckerstrΓΆm, the voice-box πŸ—£οΈ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped πŸ—£οΈ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…

POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
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POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…

Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
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Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…

Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
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Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎀And guess…

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