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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
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NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…

EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate
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EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the Innovation For All (IFA) Trade Show rolls around and companies…

Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
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Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
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CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…

IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…

Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
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Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

War metal from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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