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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Noise-rock from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
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Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…

Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
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Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
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Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams
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Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Acer’s got a whole new bag of tricks up its sleeve, and this time it’s all about handheld gaming. At…

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