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Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Whores. in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
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Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 8, 2026

American heavy metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
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Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
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The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Eihwar in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

French "Viking Dancefloor" duo that blends traditional Nordic folk with heavy electronic beats Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)
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Mira Ceti (Heilung) in Warszawa, Poland (04/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 7, 2026

Aurore Reichert, a French singer, producer, and multi-disciplinary artist known for her work in dark folk and ritual music Chuck…

BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All
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BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and drama from the metal music scene? 🤘🎸 Because I’ve…

Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
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Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…

We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
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We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…

Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
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Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…

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