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China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now
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China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest advancements in humanoid robots in China, and folks, I almost…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
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FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

European Metal Festivals Be Like
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European Metal Festivals Be Like

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2026

SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
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Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
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Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…

Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently
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Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments between the US and Iran, and it seems like…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
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US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

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