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Filth at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Filth at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Downtempo deathcore with heavy hip-hop influences from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Witchpit at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Witchpit at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Four-piece sludge and stoner metal from Spartanburg, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Deathbloom at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Deathbloom at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Heavy metal/hardcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Progressive metalcore from Rock Hill, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Blaakhol at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Blaakhol at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Black/Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz
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Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the conventional wisdom on the war with Iran…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

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