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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
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Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…

Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently
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Big Break: Iran And US Decide Not To Fight Today Apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments between the US and Iran, and it seems like…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
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US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

Every Morning After a Metal Show
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Every Morning After a Metal Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2026

The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
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CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
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Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

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