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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
Supergirl's Underwhelming Debut: A Bird, a Plane, No, Just a Mediocre Box Office Performance
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence
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Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
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You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
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Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
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You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
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Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…

Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently
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Oh joy, Trump ruined America’s birthday bash apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about America’s 250th birthday celebrations, and I have to say, it’s been quite the drama-filled…

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