Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…
Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…
Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…
OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love…
Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…
Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…
Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…