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Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
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Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…

America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
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America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…

Spirit in the Room in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Spirit in the Room in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Experimental rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Heavy metal supergroup from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
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Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
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Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities

FinnAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…

Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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